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'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

Optimist

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Life after death"

Dreams I have had...

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."