Existential Team Player T-Shirts

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

"Staff support"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'Let's go over our secret play.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Win - win

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Belief and Trust.

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

The First Kite

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Nihilistic customer service"