Existential Team Player Pillows

"Staff support"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I shop, therefore I am."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Win - win

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'