Existential Comic Fan Pillows

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

A Grim Reaper following an unsuspecting Doomsayer about to end his Life.

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Jean-Paul Sartre

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."