Existential Comic Pillows

"I'm still an atheist."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Origins of Everything

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Is this who I am?"

"Life after death"

Dreams I have had...

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'