Existential Humor Lover Pillows

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I thought the snow would never start"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

Reptilian trauma.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Is there life after digestion?

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

"Life"

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

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The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.