Existential Humor Lover Gifts

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

The human race. When did I lose it?

"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"I thought the snow would never start"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Reptilian trauma.

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

Is there life after digestion?

"Life"

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Sartre at the Movies.

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."