Existential Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"I happen."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Man falls off perch

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"I thought the snow would never start"

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'