Existential Humor Fan Gifts

'Double suicide.'

What it all boils down to

"I am blue."

Nigel's Brush with Death

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Reptilian trauma.

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Frequently Asked Questions

"Life"

Sartre at the Movies.

Is there life after digestion?

The human race. When did I lose it?

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."