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Reptilian trauma.

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"I thought the snow would never start"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

The human race. When did I lose it?

Sartre at the Movies.

Is there life after digestion?

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

"Life"

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

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