Existential Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Getting older.

'Do you know where you're going when your life is over, my son?' 'Sure. Joe's Funeral Home.'

Existentialistical Funnies

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Next Mirage

"I suppose it's just my way of finding meaning in an absurd and meaningless world."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I've calculated how many minutes you've been alive and the approximate ETA of your demise.'

Endless job

Mid-Lawn Crisis!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I thought the snow would never start"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.