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'Do you know where you're going when your life is over, my son?' 'Sure. Joe's Funeral Home.'

Existentialistical Funnies

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Next Mirage

"I suppose it's just my way of finding meaning in an absurd and meaningless world."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I've calculated how many minutes you've been alive and the approximate ETA of your demise.'

Endless job

Mid-Lawn Crisis!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Man falls off perch

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'