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Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

"Life after death"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Existential Risk

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."