Existentialist Humor Seeker Pillows

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Optimist

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'