Existential Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for an existential comedian who loves to ponder life's big questions with humor? Our collection blends clever cartoons with philosophical wit, ideal for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. These items bring humor to deep thoughts, making everyday moments more meaningful and fun. Whether for a birthday, a thoughtful gesture, or just because, you'll find something that resonates with their unique worldview and sense of humor.

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"You watch, therefore I am."

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"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice." mockup

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

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"I'd like to go back and change my shirt."

"I'd like to go back and change my shirt." mockup

"I'd like to go back and change my shirt."

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'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'

'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.' mockup

'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'

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"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"

"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?" mockup

"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be." mockup

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

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'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.' mockup

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore." mockup

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.' mockup

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

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Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre mockup

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

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Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner. mockup

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

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"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..." mockup

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

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Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..." mockup

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse." mockup

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

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If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound? mockup

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women." mockup

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

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"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?" mockup

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

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"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?" mockup

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

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"I thought the snow would never start" mockup

"I thought the snow would never start"

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Monet At Open Mic Night

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'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...' mockup

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

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'Existential truckstop'

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"Do you think he'll bring treats?" mockup

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

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'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.' mockup

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

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Reptilian trauma.

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Tombstone that says I Have No Life mockup

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

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'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.' mockup

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

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'Death in the 'life' section of library'

'Death in the 'life' section of library' mockup

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

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Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

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Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

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Is there life after digestion?

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"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize." mockup

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

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"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ." mockup

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

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'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.' mockup

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

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Existential Comedian Gifts Collection

Existential Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring themes and humor loved by existential comedians—perfect for daily reflection and coffee breaks.

Existential Comedian Pillows

Browse pillows that bring humor and comfort together—great for any space where a touch of existential wit is appreciated.

Existential Comedian Prints

Discover prints that combine humor with philosophical insights—perfect for decorating your space with a thoughtful, funny touch.

Existential Comedian T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that combine wit and existential humor—ideal for making a statement or just adding some reflective fun to your wardrobe.