Existential Drinker Pillows

'Thinker's drinker.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Needs to get a life"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Nihilistic customer service"