Existential Drinker Pillows

'Thinker's drinker.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Needs to get a life"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Dreams I have had...

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"