Ultimate Team Player Pillows

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Win - win

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The First Kite