Existential Jest Fan Gifts

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Optimist

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Dreams I have had...

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'