Existential Pet Enthusiast Gifts

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Dreams I have had...

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Man falls off perch

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Vet's Waiting Room

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Careful, he bites.'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Descartes' dog.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich