Existential Pet Enthusiast Mugs

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Dreams I have had...

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

Man falls off perch

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Vet's Waiting Room

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'Careful, he bites.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Descartes' dog.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.