Existential Enthusiast Mugs

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

The Meh

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Center for the Study of Being and Nothingness. Phase one: 'Nothingness'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

'Do any of us die of old age?'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'Do you ever feel that life is passing you by?' 'Not if I can help it.'

A man is sitting outside a door labelled - Armageddon.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

'No Entrance, Sartre's Prequel to No Exit.'

'It certainly is crowded down here!'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Man falls off perch

Philosophy department: Raisons d'etre, 50c.

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

Brenda Sanchez undergoes her daily moment of ‘Woe Is me.'

Jean Paul Sartre

"Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"