Existential Pup Mugs

"I don't know how I get through the day - every day, day after day - on instinct alone."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Dreams I have had...

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Cafe Philosophique

Descartes' dog.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The human race. When did I lose it?

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

'Thinker's drinker.'

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

A Grim Reaper following an unsuspecting Doomsayer about to end his Life.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

The meaning of life...

"I'm still an atheist."

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"

The big question

Francis Bacon

God rolls dice

Sartre didn't have it quite right - hell is actually other epidemiologists.

One smart cookie

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."