Eccentric Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Use your imagination.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"