Adorable Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know what table to seat the wolves at. We can't seat them with my side of the family or have you forgotten what happened at the shower?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Mardi Gras

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

Welcome to the Team

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Welcome Spring.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."