Animal Lover Extraordinaire Gifts

Cat Spray.

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Hare Dryer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

"I don't need coffee. I wake up and smell the animals."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Too much concealer?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Puppy.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

New Age Pit Bull

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'