Endangered Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"