Endangered Enthusiast Gifts

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Honest Vending

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."