Endangered Enthusiast Gifts

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Eco Princess

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Honest Vending

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'