Conservation Enthusiast Gifts

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Endangered Species.

Recycling

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

Have a Nice Day.

"No thanks - I brought an old bag with me!"

'What a beautiful spot to build some sort of eyesore.'

'Would you prefer paper or plastic?'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

'Please don't be selfish and drink too much: There's not much water left in this pond...'

'Is this the broken society I've heard so much about?'

'Do you mind standing somewhere else with that, son?'

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Did you just hear that? Scientists say the andean bear is now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Yep, you're right, it's one of the rangers accepting money from a poacher. That's not a good sign, we'd better split!"

"Forerunner of the climate change...."

Endangered Species

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Ancient forest family tree: 'Going! Going! Gone!'

"There's no charge for wandering around in the woods, but a three-dollar contribution is suggested."

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

'That sounds like a nice place...'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Elephant falls into tar pits and wonders about potential extinction."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

'Green Peace'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

Bill's left eye lobbies for placement on the endangered species list.

Vegetarian Lion

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I've heard them all fall."