Conservation Advocate Gifts

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Hang on! - Here's another one just come up!'

"Tallyho!"

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"So, how's the suet blocks the Fergussons put out, Huey?"

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Welcome to the Zoo.

"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"

"The lady and I are here, trying to preserve our species. Could we have some privacy?"

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Well, I was lucky enough to hear the "Call of the Wild", but your generation would be lucky to hear the "Call of the National Park"...

A trap of poachers

'I say shoot first, then see if it's a polar bear.'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Save the forest.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Save the whales

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Please take this leaflet about the ecological dangers of bottled water. Need help? Sure! Hey! Where are you going?

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?