Endangered Species Advocate Gifts

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

Natural History Museum: Tree

Orange Bengal Tiger

I heard you were extinct!

"By hunting a species to the edge of extinction it becomes more valuable, and we make more money by hunting it."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"

"I'll tell you why we''re become extinct. Because we're solitary creatures, even during the mating season...that's why we're becoming extinct."

Save The Whales

'Some of us endangered species are getting together Saturday night for one last fling at the water hole.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Swiss Army Rhino

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

'Extinction is a calling.. not a hobby!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Times must really be tough."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I blame global warming!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'