Endangered Species Activist Gifts

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

View to the Future

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I can see our house from here."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'