Biodiversity Advocate Gifts

Foresters, Farmers and Miners! Meet your local County Extinction Agent.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Privates Beach"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed