Biodiversity Believer Gifts

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Bee flying to another flower.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Privates Beach"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Author's Bio-diversity.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"That's mine!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Plastic?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Seals - Pick your own.

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

A dead plant in the environment section.

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Use your indoor voice!"

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Who's your Daddy?'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

"Dam kids..."

Climate Crisis

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.