Biodiversity Fan Gifts

Author's Bio-diversity.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Tallyho!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Mother?'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Polar bears

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Praying Mantis.