Botany Fan Gifts

'What luck!'

So Close..

Wine Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Author's Bio-diversity.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.