Botanical Humor Fan Gifts

"I think I'll start with the fly soup."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Mushrooms of New York

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Adam and eve do their laundry,

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'I've decided to go straight!'

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

Venus fly trap.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

Bathing Flowers.

Cactus Hold Up

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Belching plant

Bro Miliads

Rejected State Flowers