Botanical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Bro Miliads

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Woolly tofu.

'I've decided to go straight!'

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Venus fly trap.

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Bathing Flowers.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Cactus Hold Up

"What seems to be the problem?"

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"I warned him not to go vegan."

Rejected State Flowers

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Belching plant