Botanical Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Bro Miliads

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Woolly tofu.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'I've decided to go straight!'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Venus fly trap.

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Bathing Flowers.

Cactus Hold Up

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

Rejected State Flowers

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

After you finish picking the poppies for opium, don't forget to save some seeds for my lemon muffins.

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Belching plant