"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."
Plant Humor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your plant humor lover? Our collection of charming and witty products celebrates their love for all things botanical with a fun twist. From clever mugs to hilarious tees, these gifts are ideal for anyone who finds joy in plants and humor. Brighten their day and their space with items that speak to their green-thumb spirit and love of a good laugh.
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
"He treated associates like he treated his plants."
"What are you in for?"
"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."
Flytrap nerd.
"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."
Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?
Even garden plants like to visit.
Woolly tofu.
"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."
Say it with cacti
'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'
"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."
"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."
'Say when.'
Bathing Flowers.
"I see you've laid out your garden."
Cactus Hold Up
"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
"Bloody cowslips!"
Bro Miliads
Undignified Exits of the Plant World
"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."
"I'm not sure what you've got, but then I'm no horticulturist."
...wait a minute. It's not really National Hot Dog Day?!
"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"
"I warned him not to go vegan."
'I think one of us must be a plant.'
"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."
'It appears you have dry scalp.'
Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul.
"Don't be embarrassed. Lots of men your age use Miracle-Gro."
'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals - I'm a vegetarin because I hate plants.'
Plant Humor Lover Gifts Collection
Plant Humor Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of plant humor mugs that add a splash of wit to their daily routine. Perfect for brightening up mornings with a smile.
Plant Humor Lover Pillows
Discover playful and humorous plant pillows that bring comfort and laughter into their living space. Perfect for adding personality to any room.
Plant Humor Lover Prints
Browse our funny plant prints and artworks to decorate their favorite space with humor and botanical charm. A thoughtful gift for any plant enthusiast.
Plant Humor Lover T-Shirts
Check out our plant-themed funny T-shirts that let your loved one wear their love of plants and humor on their sleeve. Great for casual outings and garden parties.