Botanical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

The Blue Palo Verde

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Woolly tofu.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'I've decided to go straight!'

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Venus fly trap.

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Cactus Hold Up

Bathing Flowers.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

Bro Miliads

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Belching plant

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.