Botanical Comic Fan Gifts

Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Batman O' War

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"What are you in for?"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics