Botanical Comic Fan Gifts

Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Route 666

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Naked Mole Rat

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Dog In Your Face Comics

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Call me!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'