Garden Comic Fan Gifts

Better Gnomes.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

An Unexpected Guest.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!