Garden Humor Fans Gifts

Sadly Jason realises that small eggs will not improve the performance of his lawnmower!

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Better Gnomes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Crazy paving company.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Trump Chia Pet

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."