Garden Humor Gifts

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Trump Chia Pet

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'