Garden Humorists Gifts

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Wheelburrows.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Egyptian snail...

Bro Miliads

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.