Garden Humorists Prints

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Wheelburrows.

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Egyptian snail...

Bro Miliads

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Crazy paving company.