Garden Comic Appreciator Gifts

Garden gnomes - one using weedkiller

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

An Unexpected Guest.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Sorry'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Better Gnomes.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Suburban street.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Crazy paving company.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Self-Esteem Clinic.