Garden Comic Appreciator Mugs

Garden gnomes - one using weedkiller

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

An Unexpected Guest.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Suburban street.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"I've got pride but no shame."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Crazy paving company.