Gardening Humor Appreciator Mugs

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

Trump Chia Pet

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Look what my son gave me!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'