Garden Humor Lover Mugs

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Excuse me, I have a cold."

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

It was worse than Sarah thought - her garden had become infested with worms, maggots, and personal injury attorneys."

"My mom plants one of these every summer. It's a Pandora's box."

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Don't tread on me.

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Let's get one for your mother.'

"I think I know what all that digging was about next door."

'My husband used to be an avid gardener, but now all he does is plant himself.'

"Before you take him...any chance you can kill some of this crabgrass?"

"Maybe swatting your pesky garden squirrel with a broom isn't a good idea."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.